Phones suck. I'm going to go back to sending smoke signals. They smell a lot better than a phone. Maybe people would respond quicker too. Smoke tends to convey a sense of urgency when seen from far away. I could incorporate different colors like they do when a new pope is elected.
Speaking of popes, that last run-through at Yankee stadium made him look like he was a candidate for Homecoming King. I'm a little disappointed. John Paul really looked like a pope. If someone is going to be the head of the Catholic church for the entire world, he looked the part. Not this new guy. He looks so mean. I don't think that'll do much for recruitment. In fact, he kind of makes me want to go out and have an abortion just to piss him off. Then again, I am a bit of a wackjob.
I got a chance to see Jill Bernard's Drum Machine Friday night. That never ceases to amaze me. Adorable gave a valiant effort but, gosh, it's Drum Machine. I hate to see anyone at Punch Out! lose. The second-place contestants should get cookies. I'll bake them. I'm very good at it. Then everyone will win.
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