This is it. Finally, the right move. I think I'm becoming a full-fledged adult now. I am taking responsibility for myself and am fully confident that I've made the investment decision of a lifetime - the Scotts 4 Step Lawn Care program. Step 1 will commence this early evening hopefully before the rain starts. I need to speed my way over to St. Louis Park to pick up the spreader after work. I'd try it by hand but I'd probably end up with zebra stripes on my lawn.
Yes, the bane of crabgrass everywhere, the Scotts Lawn Pro® Step™ 1 Crabgrass Preventer Plus Fertilizer will be unleashed across my 1/2 acre after which I expect to hear celestial choirs and see a sunbeam break through and shine only on my lawn. It's critical that this step be applied today. It has to, it HAS TO OR MY PLANS ARE THWARTED! Don't worry, I'll be much more calm at the time of application so that it is done correctly. I was once told that one should not end sentences with an adverb. I don't like that rule. Anyways, it's crucial to apply Step 1 tonight because Step 2 must quickly follow.
I'll get to take a few months off before applying Step 3 and Step 4 doesn't show up until the fall. My plans for total world domination are progressing nicely. (I did it again).
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