Monday, April 21, 2008

I suggest an SPF 30

In case you're wondering if it's possible to get sunburned on a day like this during only a 20-minute jaunt outside, I can say that yes, it is indeed possible. How do I know? It just happened to me. There goes my hopes for a porcelain decolletage this summer a la Venus de Milo, Audrey Hepburn or....Madonna.

At the looks of things right now, I find it hard to believe that I could be walking home in a rainstorm by 4:30pm. Actually, I can't tell if the forecast says that or not. What is the dividing time between afternoon and evening? It's only a few hours away, someone should be able to pinpoint it. I think it's possible that precipitation is in our near future because my hair is frizzy. It does that if there's too much humidity in the air. It also does it when there isn't enough humidity in the air. I believe there will come one moment in time one day when the humidity is exactly as it should be and my hair will not frizz. I hope I have a camera at that moment. Until that moment, I'll continue to keep the gel industry afloat.

I have nine minutes left in my lunch hour, what should I do with it?

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