Hassenphefer Anyone?

There are a plethora of rabbits inhabiting Minneapolis right now. Driving home late Saturday night, there was a pack of them in the middle of 32nd Str. and 31st. Ave. They were all crowded around a little table with scrolls looking to be deeply engaged in debate. There are always at least two hanging around my backyard which doesn't mean good things for my future carrots and beats.

I think we should release some lynx and cougars back into their historical native locations, whether there's a city there or not. It would take care of those conniving rabbits and it may also affect the crime rate. I'd release The Cat since he kills everything with fur, but he'd probably drop the carcasses off at my doorstep and want to play with them for awhile.

I missed Friday's Punch Out because I had tickets for Saturday's main stage show and in this time of a slowing economy, both cannot be afforded at once. I figured Saturday would be good since you actually get three shows in one if you go to the 10pm show. I somehow keep getting seated in the same area but I keep missing the flying water which always hits the people sitting next to me instead. The two women who took it in the face last Saturday didn't come back after intermission, unless they sat in different seats. I also threatened a performer. I didn't mean to, it's not how I had planned it at all. It just fell out of my mouth. Sometimes that happens. I guess Penn is right, sometimes I'm a little too mean. Sorry.

Sunday I came down with a craving for a chili dog. Wow, is that one messy food item. I wonder if hotdogs have tryptophan in them because I took a two hour nap after eating it. You'd think that I wouldn't be all that tired by the time I had to actually go to bed but I still was. In fact, I slept through the alarm this morning. Good thing The Cat jumped on my stomach. They have some amazing sensory perception to be able to blindly hit some of your most vulnerable areas.

I don't mean to upset anyone but I swear I'm seeing a few snowflakes outside my window right now. Ugh.